I know why God gave me my children while I was young!
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she
was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to
visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said
'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while
first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May
I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She
said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again,
'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,'
replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked,
'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE
CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I
demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!
p.s. Don't share this with your kids....they won't let
you Babysit!!!!!!!!!!
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