Children and TP?

Question

Anyone have any good stories about their kids and TP?

About 2 years ago my demon decided to use a whole double roll in like 4 hrs so we told him he couldn't have any more tp... Well I left the dryer sheets sitting on the back of the toilet and I realized that not only were the dryer sheets missing but the toilet was clogged!!! A call to a plumber and $300 later I really hope his butt was sping fresh and static free...

Answer 1

cute...been there done that many times...mom of 6

Answer 2

once, I was babysitting for this family, and I was tending to one of the girls...and I noticed that the other little girl (age 4) had not been in the living room for a while, and I had not heard from her...so, I went looking for her, and noticed that her bedroom door was closed....I opened the door and found her with 5 roles of toilet paper and their 3 month old puppy was covered from head to tail in toilet paper. As soon as I had opened the door, the puppy sprung free from her death grip and bolted out the door.

Needless to say, that puppy didnt go near her again!!!

Answer 3

My cousins daughter at about 3 came out of the bathroom walking funny. My aunt called her over and asked her why, she had wadded toilet paper up in her under ware to mimic her mother wearing a pad LOL It was funny.

Answer 4

once when i was little (this is about lipstick not tp lol)

but my aunts million dollar house just got brand new wallpaper and i took my aunts lip stick and drew all over it.

just thought id tell you.