Chimpanzee as a maid?

Question

Is it possible to import a chimpanzee from Western Africa, and train it to be my live-in housekeeper? I would of course show it the standards I expect, and teach it how to perform the tasks at hand. I am willing to give it the spare bedroom and take care of its needs fully. Its pay would be in bananas and nuts. Is this too far-fetched? Or is this a sure fire business tactic?

Answer 1

There would be a good chance that he would steal your girlfriend or wife.

Answer 2

Well as you sound like a big gorilla I'm sure it would be fine.

Answer 3

I would be willing to buy one from you, if you had it wearing a bow tie and trained it to bring me beers and smoke a cigar!!!  I would name him Mojo...