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Chosen as the best joke a few years back.

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Two men are walking in a forest trying to hunt some deer. After a few minute's walk they stop to check their guns when suddenly a poisonous snake bites one of them. He falls to the ground and starts shouting in pain: "Call 911!" Then he passes out. The other one quickly takes his phone and calls the number. When they finally answer the man explains the situation: "..I think my mate might even be dead!" "The first thing to do here", they say to the man, "is to make sure your friend is dead for real. After doing that pick up the phone again and we can give you further instructions." So, the man leaves the phone on the ground and after a few seconds there is a loud bang of a hunting rifle. Then the man returns to the phone again: "OK, it's done. Now what?"

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  1. that is funny my fiance will sure to like this.... thanks!!


  2. Lol, I've heard this one before! I find it funny

  3. i love this joke, my mate told me it a few years back, still makes me lol

  4. that really deserves to be best joke.

    but also depressing.

    A friend indeed? sad

  5. bad

  6. it is pretty funny

  7. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

  8. kewL!!!

  9. good one....bad part is it's probably a true story....

  10. Good joke.

  11. That was the best!!

    What a pity, though...LOLZ

  12. Very funny

  13. dumb lol

  14. that's funny!!love it!

    my jokes

    > 1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR :

    Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

    Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

    Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

    Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

    Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

    Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

    2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

    Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?

    Mr. Bean : 9

    Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?

    Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just

    twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

    3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

    Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

    Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

    Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

    4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

    Friend : What are you looking at?

    Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

    Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

    Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

    5) MARRIAGE:

    Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?

    Mr. Bean: 16

    Friend : Why?

    Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

    6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

    Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

    Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

    Friend : What tape did you take anyway?

    Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

    7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

    Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

    Friend : condolence, my friend.

    (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

    Friend : what now?

    Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

    8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

    Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

    Mr. Bean : That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

    9) SPELLING LESSON:

    Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?

    Mr. Bean : Make it three c to be sure!

    lol!

  15. I prefer deez nuts jokes:

    http://www.bofads.com/stories/deeznutssa...

  16. Haha

  17. good

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