Two men are walking in a forest trying to hunt some deer. After a few minute's walk they stop to check their guns when suddenly a poisonous snake bites one of them. He falls to the ground and starts shouting in pain: "Call 911!" Then he passes out. The other one quickly takes his phone and calls the number. When they finally answer the man explains the situation: "..I think my mate might even be dead!" "The first thing to do here", they say to the man, "is to make sure your friend is dead for real. After doing that pick up the phone again and we can give you further instructions." So, the man leaves the phone on the ground and after a few seconds there is a loud bang of a hunting rifle. Then the man returns to the phone again: "OK, it's done. Now what?"
What do you think? ;]
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