Christian sayings for t-shirts?

Question

My church is wanting to do some t-shirts to sell at our annual flea market and I need some ideas for Christian t-shirts...like sayings, designs, things like that...for adults and kids.

Please do not respond if you do not have something positive to say. Thank you!

Answer 1

"I've Got The Lord Inside Me!"

Answer 2

do something easy like...Jesus Rocks! God is the man! He did it. Glorify him. use a brown shirt and then orange letters saying Jesus is the pieces. like rieces pieces chocolate candy. just cute things like that. hope this helped! good luck! God Bless :)

Answer 3

How about "We're not all bad, it's statistically improbable"

Answer 4

Design of a lighthouse with Bible verse "I am the light of the world".

What would Jesus Do

Design of a Jesus Fish <>< ..WWJD

Answer 5

The Bible:  The Original Horror Story

Answer 6

How about......

Read the Bible , it will scare the h**l out of you!

Answer 7

Jesus loves you.

And so do all the other creatures from Imaginationland!

Answer 8

"There's a Sucker born-again every minute"

"Stop talking to yourself"

"God is just pretend"

"Silly Christian myths are for kids"

"Jesus loves me, but I make him wear a condom"

"You found God? If nobody claims him, he's yours"

"So if you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?"

"Real men don't need imaginary friends"

"The USA was not founded on christianity! --John Adams"

"Gods don't kill people, people with gods kill people"

"Thou shall not inflict your religious c**p on others"

"Don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church"

"Too stupid to understand science? Try religion"

Answer 9

JESUS FREAK-GOD LOVES YOU!!- JOHN 3:16- CHRISTIAN AND PROUD OF IT

Answer 10

There was a Christian book store and the shirt said:

My other t-shirt says Jesus loves you.

Answer 11

I saw this on a church billboard once:

"Body piercing saved my life."

:P

I thought that was cute, but you could also just do crosses, crosses with doves or crowns of thorns, or just write 'Jesus Saves' on the front or the back.

Answer 12

"Christianity

been oppressing people for over 15000 years"

Answer 13

THANK YOU JESUS FOR CALVERY.MY LORD RULES.GOT JESUS.JESUS MY FOUNTIAN OF LIVEING WATER

Answer 14

I saw some really cool tee-shirts at my church that said "souled out" to jesus. Just an idea! Hope it helped!

Answer 15

have on the back the crown of thorns and right beside it three rusty nails with blood on it to represent our freedom in Christ and have in the middle romans 5:8 verse and on the front of the shirt in small letter the name of your church  

Answer 16

  got Jesus?

(it's h**l without HIM)

Answer 17

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/t...

Answer 18

like nearly all other christian shirts out there you should include pics of the cross, jesus, the triquatra, angels maybe etc. and for sayings you could put...."in god we trust" i know that's on almost all of the religious shirts out there......"father, son and the holy spirit"........"believe in christ and thou shall be saved" idk im just thinking of watever comes to mind rite now.......or even "im a believer" i know that's kind of cheesy but watevs hope this helps somewhat  

Answer 19

You can't go wrong with bible verses.

I would say that the Icthys and Crosses are best bet for designs.

Answer 20

"Of course God loves people , He sent his only son to be one. "

"TRUE REBEL"

"Rebel with a Cause"

"Social Hazard"

"I do not conform to the ways of this world"

"Im only visiting this planet"

"My God can kick your god's ***!"

Answer 21

I saw a cartoon picture of Jesus as He is ascending to heaven with a simple cartoon word bubble with the letters BRB. i had to look at it for a minute...and I cracked up. I get it.