Christians, is it better to believe in the bible, or to eat a magic cracker?

Question

Christians, is it better to believe in the bible, or to eat a magic cracker?

Answer 1

The Bible has been proven to be true and accurate, and NOT just because of the archeological digs that have found ancient Biblical cities that had been previously thought to be myth, but there are other evidences as well, such as the Dead Sea Scrolls, proving that the modern manuscripts are identical with the ancient manuscripts, thus demonstrating that the Bible has NOT been changed, and many other such proofs.

Magic crackers?  I don't know to what you refer.  But if you mention magic crackers, then I can only guess that you must think they exist.

Sorry, dear, but magic crackers don't exist.  "Magic mushrooms" exist, but it would be illegal for you to partake of them, so just stay away from them.  But "magic crackers" ?  Come back to reality, dear.  They just aren't real.

Answer 2

There are magic crackers??

Answer 3

not religious, but take the magic fire cracker :)

Answer 4

I can't answer; I'm trembling in fear that your avatar will eat me...

Answer 5

okkkk i'll go with reading a bible

Answer 6

i cant tell if you are making fun of Catholics or Christians...

-Christian