Christians: Have any of you become Christians because you believe that God has saved your life? If so...?

Question

I'll make you a deal. If you all pray for God to restore my hairline to where it was when I was 18, and I wake up tomorrow with my old hairline, I'll become a devout Christian.

After all, if God would restore something as big as your life to open your eyes and bring you into the fold, surely He wouldn't mind giving me my bangs back.

What do you say?

Answer 1

GO BUY A WIG.

Answer 2

Even if it did happen, you would have missed the mark.

Answer 3

I used to be christian, forced by my parents to be one. Why? they either didn't know or It was because god is all "perfect" as many of them say, so only god mattered.

Christians have all kinds of irrational excuses as to why god doesn't answer your prayers as you want. Some say you're a sinner.

Others think that you can pray to god about anything and he can answer your prayers however HE wants to.

If I were you, I would pray to god, give him a deadline. If he doesn't fulfill my prayers, I would take a next step and see a hair specialist.

Answer 4

Your avatar is funny. hahaaaaaaa

Answer 5

I'm atheist so I can't speak for Christians, but wow that is hilarious.  You know what I love?  How Christianity has a pathetic answer for every contradiction or lack of proof.  

'God performs miracles on his terms.'

What an easy way to cover up the fact that a God doesn't exist.    

Answer 6

God isn't a genie in a bottle who grants you wishes if you get saved in return.

Sometimes God impacts someone's life to open their eyes, but it is on His terms, not yours.