Christians: Have you ever commanded a mountain to throw itself into the sea?

Question

Christians: Have you ever commanded a mountain to throw itself into the sea?

Answer 1

why would i. then i would cause a tidal wave and kill people.

Answer 2

now whos purpose would that serve?

Answer 3

No, but do not mistake this for a lack of faith, it has been a lack of need to do so.  In my experiences, I have either been able to go up the mountain or go around it, there has not been a need to crumble it!

Answer 4

Are you smoking something illegal?  

Answer 5

Not today, today was laundry day..Maybe tomorrow..

Answer 6

yes,  check out the Hong Kong airport !

Answer 7

not yet but I am working on the faith before him.....more like walk on water though.

Answer 8

no but I am commanding u to take ur pills and get some help.

Answer 9

yea i once told ur fat as* mom 2 jump into the ocean. bad idea ! she killed over 240,000 people.

Answer 10

no...i've never felt the need...

Answer 11

I used to ask GOD, can I call the lightning?  like the brothers of thunder when people made me mad.  

Answer 12

Nope, not enough faith.

Answer 13

Why, yes.  This one time, at the beach, I made a replica sandcastle of Devils Tower.  You know, that famous mountain in Wyoming, and the movie 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind".  Well, I concentrated really hard, you know, for devastation, and this freakish wave came up, parted, and totally wiped out my sand castle, washed it right into the sea.   At that point, I felt so confident, that I commanded this poodle to steal the bikini top from this hot chick, and .......I got my @ss kicked.  Cheers!

Answer 14

Well I am no Christian, but I have tried this.

Didn't work too well.

Answer 15

You are looking at this in a far to literal sence ... the statement was made to instill hope in the hopless and your pathetic attempt at deminishing the faith (Faith being the assurred expectation of things HOPED for tho not yet realized) is doomed to fail... I have been wittness to many a larg mountain cast into the sea. No matter if your life trails are the size of a mustard seed or happen to be the size of a mountain you can  over come any trail and be better off for the success of your endevours. Thank you.  

Answer 16

When we are baptised in the Name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins.  A MOUNTAIN OF SINS is figuratively and spiritually cast into the sea.  Howzat?

Answer 17

No - But I talk to the trees. That's why they put me away.

Answer 18

And the award for "Most Insane Question of the Day" goes too.....

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