Christians: If a man with long brown hair, gentle eyes, and a white robe came up to you and said...?

Question

"My child, do not tell the unbelievers on Y!A that they will burn in h**l. That decision is reserved to the almighty alone."

Would you say, "Yes, lord!" or "Get lost you hippie atheist troll!"

Answer 1

My mother taught me that if I had nothing good to say then to keep my mouth shut.

I'd give him a thumbs down dude!

Answer 2

If a man with long brown hair, gentle eyes, and a white robe came up to you and said...?

Would you say, "Yes, lord!"

  

I have yet to  understand why people assume that the figure Michelangelo painted is what Jesus looks like.

Answer 3

I would ask him where he gets his authority to make such a statement, when God already told me to warn them and do whatever is in my power to keep them from going there.

Answer 4

I would ask him to save a pound of that sh*t he had been smoking for me .

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Answer 5

I believe he has said that before.

Answer 6

I'd look for his hospital ID and try and get him back to his ward  

Answer 7

I'd be waiting to get flashed.

Besides, according to the bible, that is not the description given of jesus on his return.

Answer 8

you know that no christian would believe the second coming of christ if he did come.

And to the one who said to read the bible, atheists and pagans know the bible better than any christian.

Answer 9

Depends.  If He rose from the dead I would say "Yes, Lord".

Answer 10

I would either ignore him and walk away quickly while staring in the other direction and lower to the ground, or run.

Answer 11

I would say, "Sit down here, let's talk a while."

Answer 12

Not sure.  He certainly would not be Jesus.

Perhaps he was a hippie who got lost?

Answer 13

I wouldn't say anything. I'd only call the cops.  

Answer 14

he would have no need to tell me, for i have never said that ROFL, but i see your point. we do need to stop judging so much, everyone does....

god bless good luck, thanks for the laugh

Answer 15

um is this from personal experience?

Answer 16

Does he smell like pot? Maybe you should try reading the Bible before you come here to judge the Christian trolls.  

Answer 17

You're not suppose to judge, so telling others they will burn in h**l would be judging.

Answer 18

I would give Him some spare change.

Answer 19

I better show humbleness,  landing on the floor from humility. Begging forgiveness [we're all sinners].

Crying   "Yes LORD, Yes LORD, .............!"

Be saved,  get in Heaven.

Answer 20

Answer: I would say neither. I would remind him, however, that wearing white after Labor Day is so out of fashion.

Answer 21

I'd probably say yes, because if you told anyone they'd think you were nuts anyway.

Besides, you do realize that Jesus wouldn't do that, don't you?