Christians: Would you be thankful if I.......?

Question

Shot you, then when you fell to the ground and stopped building, I punched you in the chest and you were alive again. Would you be thankful?

Answer 1

Id be thankfull if you gave me a million dollars

Answer 2

Sober up a bit, ... then maybe I'll give you an answer.



have a nice day.

Answer 3

no....my kids love me..

Answer 4

Simm, I don't know what you're saying.

Answer 5

thats so stupid and immature. oh yeah, and disrespectful

Answer 6

No I'd be thankfull when the judge put you away in the big boy jail after I pressed charges and big bubba made you his personal rocking horse. :)

Answer 7

I'm stuck on the "stop building" part.  What was I building?  Is that why you shot me?  Was it a house?  

I'd be even more thankful if you never shot me at all.  How's that?  Are you threatening me?  *LOL*

Answer 8

what was I building after I fell to the ground?

And I certainly wouldn't be thankful to you. I would however, thank God that I was still alive.

Answer 9

I'm not christian, but i don't think i'd really be thankful to you, because you shot me in the first place. I guess, i might feel a little happy i was alive again. But you never said that i was dead...

Answer 10

I'm not really sure I follow that chain of events, but I think I'll pass.

I am thankful, though, that you asked permission before just doing it :)

Answer 11

i like it...i like it...but you're to late...i've been dead and am now re-incarnated

Answer 12

Im not sure what youre getting at, but it sounds disturbing.

Answer 13

here's what i think... would you be thankful if i did the same thing to you? =P

nah, i didn't think so.

but if i'm wrong and you would be, let's do it to you instead! i know a bunch of thrill-seekers more than willing to give you a hand (or fist, for your chest, when you've "stopped building"). and a bullet, too. they're a bit like the bunch in the movie "littly nicky". =P