Christians only!! Urgent answer needed!!!??

Question

Hello fellow christians, I just met fake christians in the MSN and I told them about my problem with my friend, and a "Father Harry" told me to have s*x with a box, when my friend eats peanut butter thing and I believed in him and I said that In the Name of The Jesus Christ, I will Do it!

Any ways to get washed off, that promise, and tell my Lord about the false ones?

Also I am looking Christians to talk with in the MSN!

I am waiting and praying! GOD BLESS YOU ALL!

Answer 1

You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?

Answer 2

You need a diagnosis in the worst way.

Answer 3

Sorry kid, you are making zero sense.

Answer 4

Ah!  You were on MSN.  THAT'S your problem!

Answer 5

What problem with your friend?

Why do you listen to everything that any Tom, d**k or Harry(!) tell you? The only way to discern true Christians from fake ones is whether what they say is in line with what is written in the Bible.

I would talk with you, but I bet anything that you are much much younger than I am... sorry.

Answer 6

Stone him.

Answer 7

'in the MSN'

Cracks me up

Answer 8

So what I am getting from your question you made a promise in the name of Jesus Christ and now do not want to do it.   The "Bible" says do not swear by anything of God. Let your yes be yes and no be know.  If what you promised to do is sinful to God do not go through with it.  Then you need to repent to the Lord for promising anything in his name and never swear or promise again. Repent for everything else as well. God will forgive you. Hope this helped. Not to be mean hun, but your question is worded kinda confusing

Answer 9

Did you eat the snickerdoodle?

Answer 10

Simple answer:

Don't listen to people on the internet if they tell you to do something shady.

PS: Did you really think that whatever muck that guy told you to do would solve a problem with your friend?