1. What do you have against New Year's day that you want people to wish people a Happy Christmas alone?
#2. Since we're only allowed to wish you one Merry or Happy Holiday at a time, I assume "Happy New Year" to refer to the eve and day and year are right out. At which point during New Year's Eve/Day does it cease to be acceptable to wish someone a Happy New Year's Eve and become acceptable to switch to Happy New Year's Day? Also, is baby New Year Baby New Year's Day or the whole year?
#3. What if we genuinely wish you to have a Happy New Year as well as a Merry Christmas and want to send you a card...should we send two cards?
#4. It doesn't seem like you are very happy during the holidays. Should be just say "have a nice day," instead, or does that oppress you, too?
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