So here's how the story goes.
God tells us there is ONLY one way back to him. If you fail in your lifetime to find this one way then you are doomed to an eternity in h**l.
Now, he does provide us with a guidebook on how to find that way, but here's the problem. This is quintessentially the most important book EVER to land in human hands. This is the key, and yet, god in his infinite wisdom allows that book to be filled with both supposed truth, fact, allegory, metephor, history, geneology, actuallity, and wisdom. It is then our responsibility to sift through all of that and figure out which is which. Thanks god...
Then...he allows that book to be passed through so many hands, and so many interpretations that there is no conceivable way that what exists today is even remotely the same as what was written originally.
THEN...as if that weren't enough...he has so called representitives around who can help you determine what is what, but each one of them provide different and contradictory answers, so the burden of discovering absolute truth falls on you. Salvation is in your hands alone, but there is no bearing on what is ACTUALLY true.
THEN...oh yes there is more...he tells you that the only way to discover that truth for yourself is to read this mess of a book...pray...and listen to your feelings. WHAT WHAT WHAT??? My eternal salvation rests in how I feel? No fact...No evidence...just FEELINGS??? We call this faith.
But now, as if this already weren't a logistical impossibility...this tricky s****.god plants evidence all over not only this planet, but this entire universe that actually contradicts his very existence. Thanks for that god. So much stuff found in our planet contradicts so much of what is said in that oh so very important book. And I'm supposed to believe this book on FEELINGS???
Tricky man, very tricky.
So please...if my salvation is so important not only to him, but to all of you...
Tell me how this guy deserves the smallest iota of my respect, let alone my worship.
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