Christmas presents for our politicians?

Question

With just over 4 months to go to Christmas, the pressure is now on to get everyone presents. I was just wondering what you would get for some of our politicians. Minister for Finance - an abacus, Arithmetic for Dummies. Minister for Justice - a good nights sleep, The Tanaiste - Barbie Girl on CD and the Minister for Health - an alarm clock - it doesn't ring in the morning like a normal alarm clock, it shouts out 'YOU'RE BLOODY USELESS'. Other suggestions welcome.

Answer 1

GET THEM ALL HOOKED ON PHONICS   THATS IF THEY CAN EVEN OPEN THE BOOK.

Answer 2

We'd send each of them a nicely wrapped dainty box with a big pile of steaming dog poo in it.......

Answer 3

Cowen - a shovel to dig himself out of the hole he's in, or maybe a wooden box to make said hole more permanent.

Gormley - A canoe

Martin Cullen - a backbone

Harney - a dose of MRSA

Ganley - a kick up the **** and a one-way ticket to Brussels

Kenny - a wet blanket