Chuck Norris is he your hero? If he is Why?

Question

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Answer 1

chuck norris doesn't breath..he holds air hostage.

When Chuck Norris visited God in heaven, God asked him "can i help you?" and Chuck Norris told him " get the **** out of my seat"

Chuck Norris doesn't grow hair on his balls; hair doesn't grow on steel.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. It's too bad he never cries...never.

Answer 2

i dun see wats so great about chuck norris i had enough of him in barrens chat...

Answer 3

Curiosity killed the cat, Chuck Norris killed curiosity.

Answer 4

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris has no chin, under his beard is a third fist.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water, and make it drink.

Chuck Norris can squeeze coal into a diamond, and then pull it back apart.

Answer 5

no

Answer 6

chuck norris doesnt sleep. he waits.