Chuck Norris jokes! who thinks they can top mine

Question

Chuck Norris let the dogs out

Chuck norris once ordered a big mac and burger king, and go one

when chuck norris falls in water he doesnt get wet, water gets chuck norris

chuck norris' house has no doors, just walls that he walks through

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

chuck norris doesnt bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

there are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq, chuck norris lives in oklahoma

chuck norris can touch MC hammer

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

there is no such thing as global warming, chuck norris was cold, so he turned the sun up

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Answer 1

Haha I love Chuck Norris jokes.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Answer 2

CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS WITH A PILLOW UNDER HIS GUN

Answer 3

Chuck Norris doesn't drink ready made coffee. He grinds the coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Answer 4

those are terrific!!! starred!!

Answer 5

chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

chuck norris desn't sleep, he waits.

chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice.

chuck norris has shot down a german plane by pointing his finger and saying "bang."

Answer 6

Chuck Norris can karate chop something so thin that it only has one side!!

Answer 7

Chuck Norris can eat only ONE Lay's potato chip.

Answer 8

Los Angeles once named a street "Chuck Norris Drive" after Chuck Norris. The only problem was that every time a person would cross that street the person would die. After a little research, the reason was clear:

Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Answer 9

Chuck Norris is a woodchuck!

HHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL ROTFL!

Not really. Chuck Norris jokes ain't funny.

Answer 10

Chuck Norris does not move, he makes the earth move