Chuck norris?

Question

what do you think the best Chuck Norris Joke is

i Cant Decide On A Really Good One To Tell My Friend

Answer 1

Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris In tic tac toe In retaliation Chuck Norris invented racism

Answer 2

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

My faves!!!!!!!:):):D:D

Answer 3

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.