Clarinet Marching Band tshirts?

Question

Our clarinet section wants to make a tshirt....preferably something to do with squidward and we want it to have funny clarinet quotes and/or jokes. But I've looked at basically all the websites and they all have the same jokes.....and i don't think my section would like those jokes....any ideas?

Answer 1

yay!! another clarinet player!

i'm a clarinet player for 9 going on 10 years now..

when we were at a field tourney, we were looking at buttons,

there was one  that said,

"clarinets are dynamite kissers"

idont know if that suits you, may not be appropriate for the school..

you can also have all the names of the clari section on the back and have squidward playing a tune on the front, you can even put in a song that you like in the design=)

hope i helped=)

ps, if you play the clarinet concertino well, i need a duet partner =)

Answer 2

Hey Nicole.

I have an idea.  

On the front:

  CLARINETS ARE TEACHER'S PETS

On the back:

  JUST ASK MR._________   and put in what ever your band teacher's name is with a cute little round smiley face with the tongue sticking out.

That is my idea.

:))  Music Teacher

Answer 3

lol

i actually came up with this one for my clarinet section once, but we didnt pick it cuz it was offensive to our tiny but mean oboe section, lol, here it is:

"Hey Oboes, Who's Squeaking Now?"

we did this because during our band camp, the oboes always pick out the clarinet for a march down and they would almost always win cuz they have a small section, so we always try to get them back.

you dun have to say Oboes, you can do your section's rivalry

or just go with:

"Who's Squeaking Now?"

                >= [

                 you know then with the mean looking face or a picture of angry squidwards