Cleaning Help-what is the best way to clean the mess when your midget explodes?

Question

Cleaning Help-what is the best way to clean the mess when your midget explodes?

Answer 1

Just burn the place down.  Don't forget to make it look like an accident.

Didn't I warn you about giving him Pop-Rocks and midget flavored Pepsi?

Answer 2

get a really big dog!

that was terrible i feel bad. LOL

Answer 3

Boy don't you hate it when that happens? They just don't make them like they use to. A little soap and water and freshen with Fabreeze and you should be good to go.

Answer 4

Make the other Midgets clean it up

Answer 5

Yes You do

Answer 6

Just buy a new microwave.  They shouldn't be drying off from the shower in there anyway, goofy lil' guys.

Answer 7

Yeah, got one of them Chinese imports didn't ya.

Did you fidget with the speed again.

Answer 8

I would just put up new sheetrock and get new carpet for the floors.  This is exactly why I don't let my midgets in the house anymore.  The smell will only last a couple of weeks so you could just take a short vacation to Lapland!