Cleaning a bed mattress???!?!?!! urgent?

Question

so, i got really really drunk last night.

i was so drunk that it kind of felt like i was high ( feelings of being really high as well of feeling of being drunk)

i even feel drunk today and its like 2 or 3

so anyways , getting on topic...

when i went to bed i guess i pissed , **** , threw up diarrhea-ed in my bed.

how do i go about cleaning my bed mattress?

im putting the blankets and such in them washer i guess...

Answer 1

you...s**t your bed....WOW!

Answer 2

lol and you felt you needed to share this with the world? Wash it how you'd normally wash it :S

Answer 3

you're never gonna get that out dude. just buy a new mattress.

Answer 4

Clean the mattress and then flip it over when it's dry.  Just hope that you don't do it again or else you'll have to buy a new one.  

Answer 5

    Pet stores have a cleaning solution for removing odors and stains from carpets and furniture.  Use some of that in a carpet cleaner machine.  If you do not have one, you could rent one at the grocery store.  If you do not want to do that, then you can mix some of the solution up in a bucket,  brush it on your mattress, and then suck it out with a wet/dry shop vac.  It doesn't work as well as a carpet cleaner, but it's better than nothing.

Answer 6

Usually you can not clean all that out of a matress, you will have to get it professionally cleaned, and that can cost over 100 dollars.

Call a company and try to get it steam cleaned, or try to rent a furniture steamer. Which is between 40-60 dollars a day.

Answer 7

you have a real problem not just the mess but the fact that you drank so much  have you ever heard of alcohol poisoning?  

As for the bed I think you could buy some carpet cleaner and spray it down good then vacuum   should do the trick you may have to repeat  

Answer 8

Yuuuuukkkk.Gonna be tough boyo.First get one gallon of water add TWO cups of bleach and pour on "stains".Matress WILL fade,but yousoak for 1/2 hour and  scrub  like a maniac.Take all the towels you can _theyll fade too-and blot over and over till dry will take 24 hours to dry.

Maybe you should cut down on your drinking a bit

Then buy a mattress cover -for your own future protection!

Personally I'd buy a new matress.Thats my opinion,E

Answer 9

I don't think you can clean your matress, you could get one of those deep steam cleaners that you use to clean your carpets and the inside of your car.

If its an old matress, maybe its a sign you should just  get a new one.