Clever sayings?

Question

what are some clever saying such as :

"i knead you like dough"

?

Answer 1

Golf interferes with a good walk.  Mark  Twain

Answer 2

"every eye shut, aint sleep"- anonymous, NC

"one monkey dont stop no show"- anonymous

"if you dont succumb to flattery, you wont be crushed by disappointment"- Gov L. Douglas Wilder, '93

these are just a few that tickle my fancy, but there are so many i cant type my thoughts fast enough

Answer 3

People who live in glass houses, shouldn't.

Familiarity breeds.

There's no such thing as an ugly rich girl.

You can't polish a t**d. (Meaning that some people just cannot be improved.)