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Question

i shall look into my crystal ball, and give thy words of wisdom......

Thou who runs infront of car, gets tired. and thou who runs behind car gets exhausted.

thou who stands on camode, is high on pot.

NO!!! my crystal ball broke! dang! that was a good 20 bucks! till next time, ~ironman~

Answer 1

man who scr#ws girl in pantry gets @ss in jam

Answer 2

s***w the other people who answer i though it was pretty creative. i get it.

Answer 3

if thy saying is "you are what you eat"

then if thou eatith p**p, thou art p**p.

Answer 4

What what what what? I payed 20 bucks for this wisdom c**p??? I'm outta here.