Climate change pun?

Question

i need an extremely clever climate change pun

(preferrably suitable for a newspaper article)

Answer 1

Global Warming..."What people are saying about what they don't know"

Answer 2

the clouded judgement of climate change sceptics could not withstand  the tsunami of public opinion, which  turned global warming into the hottest topic of the decade/

twisted enough?

Answer 3

The Greenhouse Affect:  Celebrities and Climate Change

Change for the Climate?  A Nickel and Dime Approach to Energy Use

Answer 4

The Sky is Warming!

Only two things are certain:  Death and Climate Change

h**l Freezes Over and Other Climate Change Myths

The Taxing Theory of Climate Change

Taxing the Air We Breath

Revival of the Rain Dance

Beware the Climate Change Purse Snatchers

The Changing Climate of the Climate Change Debate