College Party Hockey Questions...?

Question

I just got back from Senior week at my College and it has inspired this six pack of waste of time questions? (just for fun, BA to the funniest answer) If your feeling ambitious you can also throw in a YA Reg for each question.

1.) I won the Keg Toss at the beer olympics, which NHLer would destroy my record?

2.) Which NHLer would be the wallflower by the keg all night?

3.) Which NHLer would be most likely to disapear with one of the sorority girls at the party?

4.) Which NHLer is a jack@$$ who takes his shirt off and makes a fool out of himself first?

5.) Which NHLer is the lightweight who loses his lunch first?

6.) And finally, which NHLer would get Beer Muscles the quickest and start some problems?

Answer 1

1)  Chara……without a doubt.  Have you seen them monkey fingers?  He could grab a keg like a football and yell, “Go long!”  I think the Y! Answerer that would win that one would be you, iceman .  You have explained that you are a big guy, so I bet you have monkey fingers, too….LOL.  Kidding.  

2)  Pavel Datsyuk.  The guy is self-conscious about his English.  Not only that, I am sure between the keg and the keg barrel….sitting in the ice and getting chilled….would be his bottle of vodka .  I am going to say cyrenaica.  I imagine he is the type to sit back and watch everyone else make himself or herself look stupid.  

3)  Martin Brodeur is a lady’s man.  Fatso or not……..he has the “it” factor……don’t ask me what the “It” factor is………my little 16 year-old cousin tried explaining it to me, and I assume it means that you tag a bunch of rear.  As for the Y!A, I would have to say it is a tie between Joe and Nips.  Joe is the smooth operator and has wooed a few girls on here and Nips is more up front about his intentions.  Example:  Joe would say, “Your eyes are so beautiful.  They sparkle like a moon’s reflection on the ocean.”  Ã¢Â€Â¦..Mr. Compliment.  

Nips would say, “Hey, you're pretty cute. We’d be good together.”

4)  Alexander Ovechkin.  That guy has way too much excitement and adrenaline with a goal…imagine him drunk.  As a Y!A, I would say beer slayer.  He doesn’t even wear pants!

5)  Brian Gionta would be the biggest lightweight.  I have owned dogs that were larger than him.  As a lightweight, I would say Mike.  He is young, but yet Russian.  It will take a few liver conditioning years before he can hold his own.

6)  Chris FREAKING Neil!  Grrrr.  One of the biggest donkeys of them all!  This guy already gets Gatorade Muscles…I would hate to see him drunk.  Y!A with Beer Muscles.  Him…..That’s hard.  I would say Jenni.  When she drinks eggnog and puck bunnies come around….you better watch out!  She is the true puck bunny slayer.

Answer 2

1)Chara he has the long reach.

1b)I'd like to throw myself in here on this question.Although I am a little sad my record was broken but its been long enough.Records are meant to be broken.LOL

2)Lidstrom.

2b)RZ or TBL cause of there ages.

3)Avery

3b)Homes.Now thats a hot story.

4)JR

4b)Mikey-I can see him doing that..Saying"Lets get the party started right woooooohooooo".

5)Martin St Louis.Being a lil guy he probably couldn't drink alot.

5b)Copas-Same an reason #1

6)Pronger

6b)Jenni or Bob.

Answer 3

1. Laroque

2. Crosby

3. Derek Roy. I'm not saying why, he just would...

4. Rob Ray would doit first, and it would eb cool..then Eemery would try it and ruin my life

5.Teows

6. Emery, again

Answer 4

1) I'd have to say Chara or Derek Boogard.  Big men with height.

2) Sidney Crosby.  Politely.

3) Too many to list here.

4) I'd have to say Brendan Shanahan, based on an incident some years ago.  Still funny and yet disturbing at the same time.

5) Certainly not the Stall brothers...

6) The name Sean Avery comes to mind.

Answer 5

After seeing Haley's answer to #1 i can't continue!

Answer 6

1. I'll go with Laraque- he is so strong

2. Stall- see last summer's news

3. Lilja- wasn't he accused of inappropriately touching some girl last year?

4. Chelios...heck with a body like his (at his age) I would too

5. I love him, but Zetterberg seems like he'd pound and lose it quickly- it may be the only thing he ISN'T good at.

6. TUCKER. ANd I'd be the first to *****-slap him

Answer 7

1. Zetterberg

2. Jagr..he's dying alive remember

3. Avery....they'd be trading beauty secrets

4. Derrian Hatcher.......he just seem like a jack@$$

5. Sidney Crosby......he's to responsible to drink anything but Shirley Temples

6. Hollweg......he's a goon!

Y!A Regs:

1. Hales

2. hmmmm......

3. The Q man - Joe B.

4. I could see NIPS or maybe YOURMOM.

5. One of the underagers

6. Jude..or Super D-Bag