Collingwood FC have so much money..what to do *sigh* ??!?

Question

We have so much money that Eddie has decided to bunk up Millionaire to Who wants to be a Multi-Millionaire...

What else can we do with our money??

Answer 1

Collingwood is famous and has money , because of a marketing tool established by one of its own club legends, Premiership captain, and media megastar Lou Richards.

When Richards thought of the "idea" and wrote the word COLLIWOBLES in his newspaper column it was like opening a vault with the contents of a goldmine.    In every corner of Australia at some time COLLIWOBLES has been mentioned.

As recently as this week a QLD racing commentator suggested a Racehorse , an unbackable favourite had suffered the COLLIWOBLES.when beaten in a race.    Every person living in Australia for at least 3 years will have heard the COLLIWOBLES mentioned at some time, and now it is an established BRAND / marketing tool, that no other AFL club is likely to ever equal .         When pianist Liberace once said, "my name maybe funny but its making me the MONEY", so too, is COLLIWOBLES doing exactly the same for COLLINGWOOD!           As Lou Richards has aged , Eddie McQuire, like it or not, has picked up his media bag and run with it, keeping Collingwood at the forefront in publicity and popularity, on television in Australia, and again, no other AFL club can equal that.       Every multi national company in the world seek to publicise their products, and all would be envious of a well established and famous word of mouth brand like the COLLIWOBLES, and it came all "simply",  from a "humorous' IDEA!!

Answer 2

hmmmmm...I'm just picturing Eddie and his Collingwood boys around a camp fire singing the Collingwood theme song.

And one by one throwing in $100 bills into the fire to keep it alight.

That's how much money I reckon they have!!!!  lol

Answer 3

You can only dream of what it would be to live in Sydney by the worlds spectacular Harbour, anyway i'm off to the newly opened Kirribilli Club for lunch, you know close to where our Prime Minister resides. Melbourne really is the poorer cousin, sigh....

Answer 4

Teach under privileged kids how to play footy

Answer 5

Buy some better players, so that they might actually WIN a grand final.........lol

Answer 6

oh lets sing good old collingwood forever (lol)

Answer 7

is there any point answering? or will cutemum just get another 10 anyway-all that money and no glory ha ha,50 years and 1 premiership that is abysmal,just shows money ain't everything.

Answer 8

Rogue, I have an AB-FAB (sorry but it is a funny show, Edwina & Patsy) idea for Eddie and his money. He is a television guy, get me live television footy on a channel in America I can see!!!

When American dollars, albeit devaluated, hit Aussie pockets, then the AFL would become popular in America. I only could wish that, but get me my footy television here in the USA.

That is my idea, Rogue.

Answer 9

Thanks Rogue, you sure he can't just post me a check to pay off the house ??????

oo oo   oo oo   oo  I know,

Give some to Hawthorn, hey if your looking to hand the cash out we'll take some at the club

Or save the Kangas and keep em in Vic.

Answer 10

Maybe Eddie could buy a premiership medal at the next auction of one and pass it onto Nathan,

Answer 11

Give some to North Melbourne ya greedy b******s!

Answer 12

why not buy a premiership.