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Colored Folks - Very Good Joke!!?

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This was written by a black gentleman in Texas. What a great sense of humor and creativity!

When I was born, I was BLACK

When I grew up, I was BLACK

When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK

When I got cold, I was BLACK

When I was scared, I was BLACK

When I was sick, I was BLACK

And when I die, I'll still be BLACK

NOW, you 'white' folks...

When you're born, you're PINK

When you grow-up, you're WHITE

When you go in the sun, you get RED

When you're cold, you turn BLUE

When you're scared, you're YELLOW

When you get sick, you're GREEN

When you bruise, you turn PURPLE

And when you die, you look GRAY

So who y'all callin' COLORED folks?

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  1. Everyone knows this, this is so old.


  2. seems like white people are more colored than black people XD

    although my cousin's boyfriend (who's black) can turn a nice shade of red when he's embarrassed  

  3. nice joke man. theres a lot of ways to put it also. i love that joke. thanks.

  4. Yes, that's a good one.

  5. heard this before.

  6. when i'm scared i don't go yellow....

    what kind of 'white folk' are you talking about ? !

    &besides, like someone said, it just makes being white a whole lot cooler.

    we can be rainbow coloured &the 'black gentlemen' as you put it, has to stay one colour .

    gutteedddd ;]

    xo

  7. That just made being white that much cooler.

  8. I don't go yellow when I'm scared tho! Other than that its ok

  9. Hats off to that.

  10. Ohhh my lordd.. THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Kudos to whoever wrote it. HAHAHAHAHA

  11. Thats just silly.

    Not meaning to go off on one but black people are treated way better than white people in my opinion these days.

    If theres a job going and theres a white man versus a black man, the black man will get it. And you know why, cos he's black. Not because he's any better. And if we white people dare complain we're accused of racism.

    And if a gang of black people beat up a white person its a terrible crime but if a gang of white people beat up a black person its a 'race attack'

    I know this has nothing to do with the question and I'm expecting thumbs down but dont you think that the time has come when racism has turned the tables and its white people who are put second.

    Everyone tries so hard to please the minorities that its become better to be a minority or a party that was once looked down upon cos now theyre treated better than the rest of us.

    If you want a job, the best thing to be is a black, disabled, L*****n female.

    Then you'll definately get in somewhere.

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