Come backs? I think its impossible 2 come back saying something 2 this: ...? Please! Help?

Question

K,

I dislocated my knee cap...So, now i have 2 wear a knee brace. So, every1 [mainly guys??? Y???] Have been calling me Peg leg, gimpy, and gimpy.

How do I come back 2 that? Like, I prefer it being clever! I'm usually good at come backs....but, this 1 has me stuck! lol

Thanks

~11

Answer 1

Just tell them you pity their insecurities and walk away with dignity.

Answer 2

"My leg will get better, but you'll always be a ********."

Answer 3

Why respond  to such lame comments?  

Answer 4

personally...I'd just ignore them.  they're behaving like ignorant children...rise above. ignorance is bliss....but, intelligence and grace are SOOO much more gratifying

but....as they walk away, secretly hope that they trip and fall on their faces.  hope your knee feels better.

Answer 5

When I get out of this thing maybe you can think of something that isn't so ...LAME.

You're just saying that because I can't kick the c**p out of you right now.

Will you let me kick you in the butt when I start physical therapy?

That's "Princess Peg Leg" to you peons.  Now bow down and worship at my feet or I'll have you flogged.

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How rude!  ...And, to think, I WAS going ask one of you to help me take this thing off after school at my house.

Would you be nicer to me if I let you help take this thing off after school at my house?  ...Yeah, that's what I thought.

It's a leg brace ...not a target.  Now, go give some poor s*****k a wedgie.  I'm sure that will be much more fun.

You know what?  My dad is DEAD from the accident where I got this.  ...Not so funny anymore ...Now, is it?

ARRRRRrrrrgh!  Which one o' ye scurvy rats stole me parrot and rum?

Awwwwww.  Now, aren't you all such big, ...BRAVE, ...nitwits?!