Come backs/ burns?

Question

I need some good come backs of which i am lacking. any good ideas?

Answer 1

i am a fan of

"1983 called. They want their ____ back"

You can change this to fit your needs. Change the year. Add the item that is being dissed. "they want their clothes back"

"they want their joke back"

Answer 2

don't really have any fabulous ones...

but please... please please please

DONT use ur mom or something like that. its really annoying and extremely retarded.

Answer 3

if someone insults you say to them

(in the lightest way)

"i didnt expect you to think anything different of me"

n shrug cutely

it will confuse them, and make them feel dumb