Come on Yahoo, bring messageboards back! Anyone?

Question

Some Washington guy is actually called Doolittle, California burns, new Seven Wonders of the World, new toilets for NASA, woman found in f***s, 11yo drunk girl driving, international kiddie p**n ring busted...

... what would Tony Danza's corpse do?

Answer 1

Yahoo! has message boards.  It appears that they are not going to bring back the news Discussion Boards.

Answer 2

Or Roger Moore's, at that.

Answer 3

I'm shaking my message board in anger