Comments on this Wayne Carey joke?

Question

A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash freeway which was much worse than usual.

Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"

The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his former team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1million from his footy show contract.

I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning.

Answer 1

thats a good, one

Answer 2

I can shamefully say I LOVED IT!!! lol

Oh I feel so cruel.....hehehehe

Answer 3

Bloody hilarious there should be a lottery to see who supplies the lighter.

Answer 4

Good one - a great player but equally a big wanker.

He just doesn't realise that he is not bigger than the game. I wonder if him and Ben will end up sharing the same park bench. They probably deserve each other.

Answer 5

i have heard this joke several times,,,with different people ... but this was the best version ;)

Answer 6

heard it b4 about other people hated.

good joke though.

hey,'my mate ran off with my wife'

'gee, i miss him'

oldie too, but funny.

Answer 7

Awesome. Love it, and havent heard it before.

Answer 8

Nice one.

Answer 9

Would make a change from what Carey would usually have in a bucket - last night's second hand beer!

Answer 10

Old.  I've heard it as John Howard

Answer 11

sure he has made a few wrong descisions but no one can take away the fact that he was a true legend of the sport. thats not funny, show some respect.

Answer 12

Funny

Heard what the difference between Carey and skippy is?

Skippy can f##k anyone he wants and still be a kangaroo!