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Compilation of Some funny stuff I've read ?

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*Guys cant win*

Men and Women

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

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  1. i can't stop laughing... I HATE YOU!!!! HAHAHHAAHAHA XD


  2. hahhahahhaa loving the tele marketing ones!

    i will have to use those!

    lmao! x*x

  3. lol

  4. LMAO those were great! i love the guys cant win one..that was awesome....and i love warning labels on everyday things...some of them are so messed up......

    On children's teething tablets....do not use while breastfeeding

    keep em coming!

  5. i simply love the one " guys cant win " !!! it is simply awesome and so true at times!!!

  6. They rocked!!! You made my day! Star for you.

    Now I don't have to be afraid of my phone.  

  7. it really did put a smile on my face! haha thanx!

  8. Phew!! but LOL!

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