Complete the story, ?

Question

10 points for the best middle and end of this story. (gotta be fooking funny if u want the 10 points)

Once apon a time ther was a guy called Phil. Phil was obsessed with p**n. he knew all his fave p**n stars names and had hours an hours of p**n that he would watch day in and day out.

One day phil was sitting infront of his pc and just as he went to put his p**n on......................................... ...........................................

make it good, lol have fun

Answer 1

his mom walked in and beat him up. when she left phil put the p**n on and then his aunt walked in and beat him up. then the whole neighborhood came to beat up phil, the end

Answer 2

and when he hit the button The monitor grew a pair of knockers and Phil was in heaven. He played with that monitor all night, motorboating it, squeezing it firmly. Thats when Phil got the idea to look under the keyboard.

Phil was ashamed and amazed that directly in the middle of the homerow there was a p***s.

The moral to the story get out from behind the computer and find yourself a woman moron.

Answer 3

the computer wouldn't work. He tried a couple times but his computer was fried. He flipped. He went outside and screamed. His neighbors came running over asking "What's wrong Phil?". Phil could only drop to his knees and thank God that he wasn't naked. "I just lost the mortgage on my house" he cried "I'm broke!" The neighbors helped him up and expressed  their sympathy for Phil. Then turned and walked away. Phil turned too, but he heard the wife tell the husband "thank God". Phil went back inside his house. The End.

Answer 4

A screamer popped up and scared the c**p out of him.

Answer 5

...he discovered that his pc hav been fvcked by the mouse.

Answer 6

you're weird.

Answer 7

One day phil was sitting infront of his pc and just as he went to put his p**n on..A message came on the screen that said, "You are infected with a virus!  click Okay button to download virus scanner"   Phil clicked on the Okay button and his computer went blank. Then it started to change colors and scriggly words popped up, and swirls of light, and sparkles.. then a message popped up that said, " Merry Christmas, fool".  Phils computer then went dead, and he could not get it to even load up again. He knew that his hard drive had been fried and that all his stuff he had saved was now gone for good.  All his p**n was.... gone. He about cried, not because his computer was toast, but because he lost all his hours and hours of p**n.

Answer 8

out poped his mom with an ugly face on!

Answer 9

he realized he had aids and his d@ck fell off>>end of story >>end of phill

Answer 10

Once upon a time ther was a guy called Phil. Phil was obsessed with p**n. he knew all his fave p**n stars names and had hours an hours of p**n that he would watch day in and day out.

One day phil was sitting infront of his pc and just as he went to put his p**n on......................................... there was a knock at the door. Thinking it was his friend Tony, who usually popped round on Sunday's to watch it with him, he left his pc loading it up. But, when he got to the door it was his next door neighbour, who he'd had his eye on for some time, but had never actually spoke to her. He was reluctant to let her in, knowing there was an extremely good chance she would see the moniter, and the content on the screen. He didn't want to leave her on the doorstep, but couldn't let her into the house. At that moment, Tony walks up the drive and says 'Oh, if your with someone I'll come back later....if your not too busy'. He winks, smiles to himself, then goes to turn around to go back down the drive when suddenly, through the open door, Phil realises his video has fully loaded and is now playing. The thing everyone else realises is he's left the volume on full blast and they can now hear two lesbians enjoying each other's company amongst other things. Phil looked at Tony, Tony laughed and the woman looking shell-shocked stormed off in a huff. 'Ah well' said Phil. 'I'm glad that in a few years time and I'm married, when people ask me how I met my wife, I wont have to say 'well the first time we met, she was on my doorstep when my p**n world videos started up''.

Answer 11

...when he noticed he had new mail: he checked the mail and the first was from a Nigerian fellow who claimed to be a prince who would give him nine billion dollars in return for sending him 500 dollars today. My god, thought Phil; 500 dollars today would be able to buy me an ample amount of time with the web camera of an attractive wench but nine billion would allow me to create a real doll army and be the commander of my own S****y brigade! It was the second e-mail in his in-box which finally convinced him, however, as it mentioned the possibility of upgrading one's p***s via surgical means.

Unfortunately on the way to the bank Phil melted because he was a vampire the end.

Answer 12

his dad walked in and said oiiii oiiii shes sexcayyyy :D

Answer 13

...his telophone rang. He answered it impatiently, "HELLO?"

"Um, Phil?" a sultry voice said, "It's Paris Hilton. I was like, in the neighborhood and wondered if you wanted to like, go out. Hit the clubs. And then maybe a party at my place afterward..."

Phil looked from his porny PC to the phone. "Um, I kind of have plans. Sorry."

He hung up.

Answer 14

One day Phil was sitting in front of his PC and just as he went to put his p**n on this big spark came out from behind the computer, and the computer blew up. Phil was so mad that he went into his brothers room and loaded up some p**n on his brothers computer. Right when he got it all loaded and the video popped up and the moaning began, a big notice popped up and stopped the video and the sound, the notice read:

DEAR PHIL YOU ARE WATCHING TOO MUCH p**n AND YOUR COMPUTER JUST GOT 999,999,999.999 VIRUSES! CONGRATULATIONS.

Phil was so pissed that he decided he was going to make his own p**n. Phil went walking down the street and tried to approach all of his favorite p**n stars. But when he would approach them they would all say "do you see this beautiful body, do you think i would work with someone as fat and ugly as you?" Phil got so tired of the put downs that he decided he would just capture young girls and make his own videos. Within 2 days Phil had 69 videos of young girl p**n with him. Phil decided to go to his friends house down the street and upload all of his p**n videos on you tube. After Phil got 999billion viewers all his videos were deleted. Phil was so confused and he uploaded all the videos again on you tube. but this time it took 2 hours to get up to 1million viewers, Phil jumped when all the power in his friends house was turned off, and then Phil heard sirens outside of the house. Phil went outside and he said "good day officer are you here to make a s**y time video with me?" the officer grabbed him and put the hand cuffs on him. Phil got excited "Officer if you want to play rough i have a few rules, i put the handcuffs on you." the officer for some reason said baby hold on and let me take them off." the officer took the hand cuffs off and gave him to Phil. The officer said "sweetie you are so lucky i think your s**y" then they got in the backseat and closed the door.  

Answer 15

he saw a familar face...a hazel-eyed, long haired brunette with a birthmark right on her left breast...

suddenly...he realized it was his mom!!!!!!!

Answer 16

there was a video of his wife having s*x with another man. So Phil got p!$$ed...but for some reason still watched it. Then he saw a batch of brownies on his computer desk, he didnt know where they came from, but still ate them anyways. So as he continued to eat the brownies and watch the affair p**n a scean came up of his wife giving the man a *******. As he blew his wad in her mouth she spit it all out in a bowl of brownie mix!

Answer 17

his very jewish mother walked into the room.

THE END.

Answer 18

When this image popped up on screen:

http://x14.xanga.com/436d024145d32878106...

Answer 19

When a pit bull came in and bit his d**k off.

Answer 20

his mum walked in

Answer 21

His wife popped from behind the sofa with the milkman (who coincidentally was a p**n star in the seventies).  

Answer 22

Phil's  brother walked in and started watching the p**n with phil all of a sudden phil got horny so phil asked his brother to have orgi with him so they had cex and then all of a sudden phils mom and dad walked in because they couldnt find phils brother, jim and phils mom and dad screamed and then phils mom ran out, then phils dad asked "can i join?" LOL  

Answer 23

he new the specific website he wanted to go to.... It was a love scene between johnny footpenis and Stacy Rect that he heard about... it was getting good.. when stacy was about to pull down her pants she ran to the bathroom to take a leak... but she didnt know camera's followed her... the camera caught stacy rect standing up and pissing!!!! Just then... he heard a knock on the door and stacy and Johnny was just getting intimate and the screen wouldnt close.... he tried to click the x button on the screen but clicked the mute button and the moaning and groaning began!!!!!!! His mom walked in and was amazed at the site before her.... when he turned to see what it was... the screen suprisingly closed and his background of his mom popped up... she was so happy she forgot about the sound and walked out.... but the sounds did not stopped.... and with one loud moan he heard the computer say "ooooooooooooooooo Harry Paratesties!!!!!! wont you give it to me!!!!!!"

His mom busted back into the room and opened the screen... she seen to guys getting intimate and looked at her son!!!! he exclaimed its not what he thought it was..... and she said your watching p**n.. and he said no.. but its not what i thought it was... i seen an add saying accident prone!!!! and thought it would help me!!!! and she became infuriated and took the power plug from his computer...

but we all know the that wii's have internet... and so began his next show.... Colin Forsecs & Justin Heranus vs Brooke N. Rubbers & Layla Konswallow..

Answer 24

his favorite p**n star who happens to be his girlfriend walked in and as soon as she unbuttoned his pants to make love to him, Phil was a woman...

Answer 25

His willy fell off.