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When life hands you lemons...

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  1. you have tequila shots.


  2. you make grape juice and puzzle the world on how you did it.

  3. when life hands you lemons you make.... pie

  4. sell them for profit

  5. complain till u get what you really want, cuz thats what customers do at restaurants and it always works

  6. squeeze them into people's eyes! >:)  

  7. Blow them up

  8. you make lemonade

  9. use them for body shots

  10. make LIMEade

  11. Throw them Back at life and yell "I ASKED FOR CANDY *****!!!!!!"

  12. take a bite and get used to it. LOL

  13. Make lemon aids!

  14. ...Make orange juice.

  15. Nah, i prefer lemonade

  16. save the citrus deficiency in the world! :D

  17. Squeese them in someones eyes and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

  18. you stop trusting life.

    you curse god because you can't live off lemons.

    you ask life for beer, meat and water to complete the cycle.

    when the h**l did life have hands?

    you plant a farm of lemons so you can start a lemon war where the preferred method of killing involves the actual smashing of lemons into people's eyes or chest.

    you tell life to f off because you were trying to make a mojito.

    you hand life something useless...like life insurance.

    you lose all hope for humanity because you relied on life to give you lemons.  

  19. When life hands you lemons you must squeeze them for all they are worth!

  20. When life hands you lemons you sell them for 50 cents  

  21. m********e!

  22. Make some Lemonade

  23. take the lemons

    curtsy

    then sell them back for 2 dollars a piece.

    if your given enough lemons you'll have around 2 million dollars

    then you'll have enough to be known

    then you can go into the government

    then eventually be the president

    then you will lower the gas prices.

    ha ha

  24. Shape them like the virgin mary and sell them on ebay for like million bucks =] like that 1 lady with the grilled cheese

  25. throw them at people and run.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. make lemonade...nice and cold...take it to the beach

    and share it with ALL the honeys

  27. throw them back at this life person and demand oranges.

  28. be happy they were free, cause those organic ones are like upwards of 75 cents a piece at the hippie farmer's market....

  29. 1.You make lemonde,but make sure to not let it get in your eyes cause it might blind you from seeing the truth?


  30. make your kitty a helet! or donate some kitty helmets to the SPCA

    http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/cat-h...

  31. 1. Make the best of it.

    2. Why would life hand me lemons?

    3. something sweet is going to come out of them!

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