Complete this sentence however you want.?

Question

I woke up this morning and saw a guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw in my room.He chased me round my room, scaring my boxers off.I was that scared i jumped out of my window and landed outside with a thud, and broke my spine and my collar bone.As i tried to turn over, i looked into my open backdoor to see my parents Burnt and hung with barbed wire.At that moment, the scary guy came through the door and...

P.S:I will not accept "And then i woke up".Coz that's boring

Answer 1

... bumped into them, making them swing violently from their barbed wire necklaces. He screamed at me "Brad! I'm coming for you now" as he revved the chainsaw. I felt my bowels loosen and a heavy sensation in the pit of my stomach. I tried to get up, to make a run for it, but my legs couldn't....

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Answer 2

...and suddently it happened. Our eyes simply connected and we just watched into each other's eyes in total silence and mutual understanding. It was, as they say, love on first sight. I no longer felt fear or hatred towards this poor and misunderstood creature, and he didn't seem to want to murder me in cold blood anymore. He came to me and helped me up from the ground and supported me. "S-sorry..." he sobbed. "Sorry for everything I have caused you.." "It's alright" I said to him. Then I gently hugged him. I was in much pain and it hurt to hold him, but I knew the agony would fade away eventually. Everything would be just fine with him beside me.

Answer 3

...ran off down the road , screaming in terror , with the ghosts of my brave parents chasing behind him , protective in Life , and beyond....

Answer 4

towards me. suddenly a ninja came and healed me and then kicked the creepy guy. i got up and ran away!!

the creepy guy killed the ninja and came towards and then ...."AVADAKEDAVRA" hary potter showed up out of now where and killed the scary guy.

i was so glad to see him that i huged him tight and as i pulled back he had turned into lord voldemort!!!!!! oh the scary eyes........i screamed and ran away!!!

he glided to wards me then snape showed up he saved my life then took off his robe and he was wearing a bikini. i ran away..again and then i crashed iwith a car..no wait... a car crashed with me and then my soul went up in the sky and it crashed with an areoplane...fnally my semi-soul went n the gates of heaven and then i was thrown out.

stupid i know

Answer 5

Then he took off his hockey mask.  It was that guy who kicks people in the nuts on tv.  Giggling to himself, he said, "hey, man, look, look, you're on TV."  

I could not help laughing.  

Answer 6

'He' took off his mask to reveal it was a She, then threw pie in my face and whispered, 'April Fools'!

((I added whispered, because everyone else is saying, yelled. :P))

Answer 7

asked me why i was just wearing boxers

Answer 8

At that moment, the scary guy came through the door and I clawed my fingers deep into the dirt so I could get traction and pulled myself into the bushes. I desperately started breathing deep and quietly, in hopes that the killer would no see me. I don't know if it was the blood trail that led him to me or the smell of my blood, maybe he could feel my fear. As I quickly tried to slither under the bushes and wrap myself tightly around the bottom of the branches I felt him grab my foot. I found the strength to  wiggle out of his grasp, whether it was because of my bloody foot or just a stroke of good luck, I managed to get myself out of his reach. Suddenly a cop car came out of nowhere and seen this monster who terrorized my family. He jumped out of the car and pistol in hand. The cop gave off a few shots, which gave me enough time to regain my strength. When the monster was shot by the cop, I happened to find a shovel. While he was down I was able to stand and I thrust the shovel in the neck of the monster and cut off his head.

Answer 9

raped me

Answer 10

...and tried to switch on the chainsaw to hack me to bits but realized he had used all the petrol to set my parents on fire.  As he took off his mask to take a closer look of the chainsaw, I realized it was none other than Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale) the American Psycho!  There was no way he was gonna get away with this so wincing in pain, I reached for my cell phone in my pocket and took pictures of him, at the same time text messaging my best friend about this hunk discovery.

I offered to help, and asked for autograph, which later, flattered as he was, departed happily to purchase more petrol.  As he left, I let out the loudest teeny-bopping scream then one can imagine, which alerted my kind neighbours into calling the police.

Yes, my parents are scorched to life's end but heck, I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH FROM CHRISTIAN BALE!

Answer 11

Whipped off the mask and shouted "SURPRISE SURPRISE"  it was no other than Cilla Black

Answer 12

Grab my d!ck out he took his measuring tape and measure my d!ck. As he is jealous that my d!ck is longer than his, he used the chainsaw and grilled his d!ck including his b@lls completely out! He took off his hockey mask giving a physco laugh and i could see his face painted with words writing " No one d!ck is longer than mine". As he had just chainsaw his sexual organs he shouted loudly and said " Magic! I got a new sexual organ"  he sticked 3 layers of super glue on the hockey mask, use a driller and drilled 5 nails on the part which is supposed to be where his private parts were. He pointed the mouth(A HOLE) of the hockey mask to me.. saying that he had became a female..

PS: sorry it might be offensive to female



can be continued...  

Answer 13

he kissed the chainsaw, danced like Michael Jackson, kissed me, then I kicked him in the nuts, took the chainsaw, and sawed his limbs off one at a time.

Answer 14

..........he tripped over my skate board that was in the way causing him to land on the ground with a thud,  face down on a bed of roses full of thorns.  ( If you want......I can continue the story.........)  :-)

Answer 15

At that moment, the scary guy came through the door and...spat millions of diamond-cut shards, which implanted into the back of my legs. I dropped down, my face smashing onto the hard ground beneath me. The scary guy tugged on the blackened cord of his chainsaw, and took one swipe into my neck. I died.

Answer 16

woke up this morning and saw a guy with a hockey mask and a chainsaw in my room.He chased me round my room, scaring my boxers off.I was that scared i jumped out of my window and landed outside with a thud, and broke my spine and my collar bone.As i tried to turn over, i looked into my open backdoor to see my parents Burnt and hung with barbed wire.At that moment, the scary guy came through the door and...

...Slowly bagan pacing towards me, i realised i was trapped in my garden, the fence to high to jump, the only exit blocked by the manic and i noticed...

and someone else can end it cuz i'm tiered

Answer 17

At that moment, the scary guy came through the door and...

said "how in the h**l did you do THAT?", pointing at me turning over and moving freely even though I'd broken my spine and should have been paralyzed.

Answer 18

raped me whilst chopping my d*ck off with his chainsaw before finally beheading me and eating it..............

Answer 19

..the director yelled "CUT!"

That's a wrap, everyone!  

Answer 20

.....and yelled" Trick or Treat".

Answer 21

Tripped over the cat, landed on his backside and severed his own limbs with his chainsaw.

Answer 22

he started walking closer to me, one slow step at a time.  I looked at my mother, the blood was dripping from her neck to the floor one drop at a time. The sound echoed in my head and I began thinking about the days when I would help my mom with her garden when I was only five.  I felt the pain of a chainsaw ripping through my leg as I thought 'I'll see you soon Mom'.

Answer 23

Shout "STOP, boxers! Since when did you become personified.... and why am I wearing boxers.."

That's my real fear!