Computer wizards needed

Question

my key board came out of the com, and i am not sure of how to put it in i found the hole ti fits in but it still isn't working

Answer 1

You have to put the keyboard plug up your butt and f**t really hard.

Answer 2

the keyboard is the purple one, not the green one.

restart the computer after you've put it in

Answer 3

I am casting a spell right now that will fix it. Try again.

Answer 4

you need to plug it in then reboot the machine then it should work