Con-verbs are also useful tools for keeping an ego in check, don't you think?

Question

For each person who loves you,

there’s another who thinks you’re a jackass.

Answer 1

"Hi!",

hehehehehe, I Like! : )

WELL DONE!

Cheers : )

Answer 2

When he empties his heart, he fills his baggage.  Call him a cab!

Answer 3

I've heard this one before, quote

Jesus loves you

Everyone else thinks

your a butt hole.

Nasty then, nasty now.

I very much like the way Annabell turned it around, Kudos!

Answer 4

A jackass lacks class

and really doesn't care

too bad most are two legged!

Answer 5

For each person who thinks you're a jackass,

Avert your eyes and look at your friends.  

Answer 6

In my case it's more like:

For each person that loves me,

there's atleast three who think I'm a jackass.

Answer 7

Thank you for this one. It's a treasure--and a reminder.

Answer 8

Is this one in that category?

INHERITANCE

"when nothing is rightfully left, nothing is left fully right."