Confession??

Question

I just read the other day that priests are getting creative with getting confessions putting up booths in malls and stuff...so, even though I'm not Catholic...what confessions do you have?? Go ahead...feel free...let loose....talk about the night with the donkey....

Answer 1

I confess I saw that story too, and you know what?  I think it's a good idea!

Answer 2

OK...this new confession idea at the mall has me positively delighted, bless the Lord.  This way, when I pursue my heavenly delights attired as Father Patrick O'Brien, I can actually set up a kiosk at the mall.  I am usually appalled by the sinful confessions I hear, but I still grant absolution, although it may not be official nor help up the wayward souls of my confessors.  I guess in a way I am confessing to you about my own personal immoral actions as Father Patrick O'Brien, as I have been known to "relieve" myself during particularly erotic confessions from female sinners.  Bless me father, for I have sinned.

Answer 3

i promised myself I wouldn't eat any sugary foods but I did yesterday..........

Answer 4

I confess that when I ask questions and I get beyond 30 answers I'm too lazy to look on the 2nd page... (sigh) please Y!A goddess, absolve me :)

Answer 5

I cant get over an ex no matter what i try

Answer 6

I dream about llamas...

Answer 7

people are going to be offended by this

I am not Catholic, but I do know it is a holy sacrament to practicing Catholics

Answer 8

I'm Catholic and have gone to Catholic school all my life. I go to confession every few months (not as often as I should) and usually feel better after. But part of the sacrament of Confession is doing penance afterwards which is a set of prayers or some sort of good deed most of the time. Do those priests expect people to kneel down in the middle of the mall and pray afterwards? Weird...

Oh well...

I don't have much to confess... I guess that's why I'm the "dependable" friend. I need to work on that... it's my 16th birthday! Time to have some fun!