Confused about sheep?

Question

For the past week or so as i have been doing my morning walk through the countryside i have seen some sheep and i have found them strangly attractive. Sexually.

I am not welsh so how can this be?

Answer 1

too bad they cant talk

creep

Answer 2

Baaaa Baaaa blaaah blaaaaah

Answer 3

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Answer 4

welsh people are not attracted to sheep its the farmers in england who have fun with them and blame the welsh. maybe thats your problem.

Maybe you should see a councellor because that is kinda wierd or get yourself a boyfried or girlfried (try a dating site).  

Answer 5

they are poopy and stinky. yuk.

Answer 6

see a doctor

Answer 7

Is this a joke lol! why dont u look on the internet at pics of sheep and play wit yaself if you *** ur a very dirty man lol!  

Answer 8

maybe your a newzealander?

joke: a farmer was talking to his friend one day on his farm.

farmer: i love this paddock because it has so many memories!

friend: oh yeah like what?

farmer: well see that tree over there? thats where i first lost my virginity!

friend: wow!

farmer: yeah and see that other tree? thats where her mother stood while we where doing it!

friend: oh she wouldent have been too happy about that! what did she say?

farmer: she said Baaaaaaaaa

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but seriously it sounds like you have, what is commonly called

"a fetish".

dont be alarmed! this is perfectially normal!

most people have a fetish, and most of the time it dosent even envolve tying people up and beating them =)

the bbc did a documentry on feet and did you know that the most common fetish is a foot fetish? true story!

look, some people get turned on by a slow wet kiss, some people get turned on by flowers and poems, and some people get turned on by sheep! i wont say that this is normal mate, but its nothing to be worried about. to each their own aye! there are over 4 billion people on this planet and we cant all be alike.....

oh and btw, for every person in New Zealand there are 4 sheep..... maybe you should come and live here for a bit! =)

lol.

Answer 9

you are of welsh desent lol or a bit of welsh has rubbed off on you  

Answer 10

It's a common misconception that non-welsh people can't lust after sheep. Everyone has a bit of a baa-baa-bugger in them

Answer 11

Cynychu bant!

Twll din yr Sais!

Answer 12

Maybe its the wool, ask your girlf to wrap herself up in a sheepskin rug and do her doggy style...that way you can let your imagination run wild!

Answer 13

You don't have too be Welsh to worry sheep, you could have Suffolk blood in you.

Answer 14

Hmmm. Is it possible that you have been lied to about your ancestry? Could Daffyd the milkman actually be your Dad? Start asking your mother some serious questions.

Answer 15

Stop complaining and ask one out already.. Make sure it's a girl first! :D  

Answer 16

Maybe it's the wool!

Answer 17

Maybe you have some welsh ancestry in your blood

Answer 18

Just ask one of them out and stop bleeting on about it.