Confusing sayings?

Question

sentences that are confuse people

"everything i say is a lie"

"i need to go somewhere before now"

"i feel more like i do now than i did before i got here"

basically sentences that dont make sense.

thanks

Answer 1

i think that not logical!

Answer 2

Here are a couple that will have you thinking:

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten.

Answer 3

When I was walking down the stair,

I met a man who was not there.

He wasn't there again today,

I wish, I wish he'd stay away.-can't remember

Answer 4

Paradox is a statement, proposition, or situation that seems to be absurd or contradictory, but in fact is or may be true.

Basically these are described as being a paradox.