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Question

my friend got these cut outs to glue on your notebooks and i want to make one...do you know what i should put on it?

for example one said caution: notebook will explode if opened...or portal to an alternative universe...stuff like that.

i know its confusing but i tried to make it as clear as possible.

please help

thanks

Answer 1

Engage brain before opening

Answer 2

it doesnt really have to do with the notebook, but u could but, save trees...dont do homework

Answer 3

Open only in case of emergency.

or

Opening this notebook burns 10 calories.

or

Place notebook against forehead to enable learning by osmosis feature.

Answer 4

Did you hear that??

Sounds like an idiot wants to open my book.

Woah, are you actually going to open me?

Dont open... ok only if you want to.

Leave me alone, I belong to (place name here)