Confusing stuff? it's werid isn't it.?

Question

Why do you park on the driveway but drive on the parkway?Why is a pair of pants called a pair when its only a single piece of clothing? People who don't know how to drive how do they get their liscence? Why are things taste good, bad for you and things that taste bad are good for you? Why is traffic alot slower when you are already late? Why are there handicap parking places in front of the ice rink? How come you get pizza to your house faster than an ambluance? Why are blackboards called that when some boards are green? Why are cigarettes are in gas stations when you are not allowed to smoke there? Why are highways built so close to the ground? Why are raisins called that when they are just dried grapes? Why are violets blue when they are called violets? Why are you expected to go slow in the speed zone? Why are g*y people so unhappy? Why can't we tickle ourselves? Why do mattresses have springs when they are not made for jumping on? Why do people tell you they are speechless?

Answer 1

Don't have a clue.......but you guys need more to do..........

Answer 2

WOW "G" you must have absolutly nothing to do... bored huh?? Me too *wipes tear*

Yeah that is pretty weird S**t

Answer 3

Holy smokes that's a lot of questions. Ok, here I go!

Why do you park on the driveway but drive on the parkway?

One definition of a parkway is: a roadway in a park or a landscaped thoroughfare connecting parks. Driveways can be definied as roads that lead to a house from a public road.

Why is a pair of pants called a pair when its only a single piece of clothing?

I think a pant leg can be referred to as a "pant". A pair sewn together makes pants.

People who don't know how to drive how do they get their liscence?

They have friends that work for the DMV.

Why are things taste good, bad for you and things that taste bad are good for you?

So-called bad foods aren't necessarily bad for us. The large part of it is our lack of exercise which contributes more towards bad health.

Why is traffic alot slower when you are already late?

You only notice it when you are late. When you have plenty of time and are stuck in traffic, it doesn't stand out.

Why are there handicap parking places in front of the ice rink?

People that go to ice rinks don't have to skate, they can just watch.

How come you get pizza to your house faster than an ambluance?

Medical resources including ambulances are limited. Teenage pizza delivery drivers are a dime a dozen.

Why are blackboards called that when some boards are green?

The green part is just a small coating over the blackboard. It's still on a blackboard.

Why are cigarettes are in gas stations when you are not allowed to smoke there?

You can't always necessarily use things in the places you buy them. Can you cook food in a grocery store or use products in a s*x shop?

Why are highways built so close to the ground?

I believe highways refer to high-traffic ways, not height.

Why are raisins called that when they are just dried grapes?

What sounds better on a box, dried grapes or rasins?

Why are violets blue when they are called violets?

Why is fireweed called fireweed if it is neither a weed or on fire?

Why are you expected to go slow in the speed zone?

It's most likely a speed-limit zone. We like omitting things, don't we? =)

Why are g*y people so unhappy?

For the same reason straight people are unhappy.

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Because we know it's coming.

Why do mattresses have springs when they are not made for jumping on?

I order all of my mattresses specificly for jumping purposes.

Why do people tell you they are speechless?

Because they can't properly convey this with hand gestures. If they cover their mouth, you might think they're about to hurl.

EDIT: You are correct, although today, the word g*y is hardly ever used to mean happy. I know these were all rhetorical questions, but I was bored and wanted to see what I could come up with. =)