Conquering the world?

Question

what is a good strategy for conquering the world?

Answer 1

get a sidekick named Pinky

oh and it helps if you are only 3 inches tall

Answer 2

One popular one is to amass a huge army and a mountan of armaments, then start rolling them out, killing and conquering as you go.

Another has been to send out smmall advance forces of missionaries to convert people to a religion that says you should be boss, then follow that up by rolling out a huge army and a mountain of armaments to get rid of any non-converts.

Another is to roll out your army and armaments to force people to trade with you on your terms, then sell them their own stuff back with a glamorous brand name. This method's a bit more complex, and you need to keep the army thing going.

All have proven successful ~ not 100 per cent, but then, what is?

Cheers :-)

Answer 3

sorry thats my job so i cannot tell (but thats how you do it and what the other guy said)

Answer 4

Follow the Queen's strategy. Buy land. Then steal some more.

Answer 5

Get everyone to like you. The more support you have, the less obstacles will stand in your way.

Answer 6

The first thing you have to do is determine if you are mentally competent.  To date, no one has gotten quite that far.

best of luck to you!

Answer 7

Step one: Become invincible

Step two: Kill people that stand in your way

Step three: Enslave everyone else

I think that's a great strategy...