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Question

once upon a time in yahoo land there was a.......

Answer 1

girl named I AM KIRA...

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Answer 2

...who decided it was best not to show her face because...

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...new answerer named Fred. Fred never used Y!A before, but he signed up for an account so he could start answering people's questions. Fred didn't have much knowledge in any category, but he thought he knew what he was talking about, so he answered as many questions as he could, until he reached Level 7. He felt so cool that he reached the top level. He felt like a genius.

Well, all the people who gave Fred a best answer (89% of the people he answered), took his advice. Well, since Fred really didn't know what he was talking about, their lives one by one messed up. Some of them became homeless, some of them died, and some of them wound up with AIDS and/or Heptatits, and a lot of teenage girls got pregnant. Y!A got sued, and in return, Fred got sued by Y!A. Fred is no longer the top person on the leaderboard. As a matter of fact, he lives in the basement of Donald Trump. Y!A went back to normal, and after everyone's lawsuits were cleared up, they were all healed and back into their homes safely. That's the story of Fred.

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there was a big mole on it that looked just like...

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