Cool Quotes For AIM?

Question

Im looking for some cool, deep, and funny quotes for my AIM message. I play the guitar, and im very into classic rock and blues, but i also listen to modern people as well. A quote about guitar or music would be preferred, but anything funny or deep is good too. My current message is "1, 4, and 5 are major, all the others aren't, its that simple." its a reference to chord progressions.

Answer 1

“Any problem you can't solve with a good guitar, is either, unsolvable or isn't a problem.”

Answer 2

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