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Question

Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of gum?

Answer 1

lol dirty minds some ppl got i knew u were going to do something like that

Answer 2

lol funny. at first i was like wth, pervert.

Answer 3

haha that is hilarious

Answer 4

hahahahahahaha, that was real funny, you almost got me!

Answer 5

LOL aww man now i feel like a perv

Answer 6

LOL that was hilarious!!

Here's another one:

A kid walks into a city bus and sits on the front row. He says to the bus driver:

If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull.

The bus driver starts getting mad, while the kid goes on:

If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant.

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets really mad and yells a the kid:

WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS A DRUNK AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE!?!?

The kid smiles and says:

Well... I'd be a bus driver.

Answer 7

ha lol star*

Answer 8

lol but it is a little nasty

Answer 9

i bet no one new that was coming.

Answer 10

omg that was hilarious!