Cool new lingo to bring into my school?

Question

my school is getting really really boring, we all need something new to say ....

We have a lotta "ur mom" jokes and "thats wat she said" going around.

I think its time for some new terms---any ideas?

Answer 1

think of an inside joke and use it alot.

Answer 2

you can try, Going back to school its like another brick in the wall, or In your ear with a can of beer, Up your nose with a rubber hose  How about saying to your teach, I cant talk to you now, my mommas calling, ill put her on speaker phone,