Cool quotes or saying

Question

so i guess they dont have to be quotes just sayings. they can be kinda depressing like.. make-up and a smily hides alot these days

or like friendship quotes like.. only true friends tell you when your face is dirty

really anything!! but the ones i really want are like the first one.

and please not too long!

:D thanks for the help!!

oh and i need lots to plz plz help!!!

Answer 1

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.  George Carlin

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." Thomas Szasz

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there." - Joel Hodgson

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."- W.C. Fields

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. Jeannette Rankin (1880 - 1973)

“Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.”

“True friends stab you in the front.” Oscar Wilde

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked” Bernard Meltzer

“Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.”

“Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”  Albert Camus

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.” unknown

“True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.”  David Tyson Gentry

  

“The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.” Henri Nouwen

Answer 2

Its easy to fall into a very human trap of focusing what we do not have,

rather than being grateful for what we do have.  

Answer 3

A good friend is someone who will visit you in jail a true friend will be standing next to you sayingg **** we're skrewed.  

Answer 4

Give it up and walk away. He may not love you but one day you'll find one who does

If you're going through h**l, keep going

Love is giving someone the power to hurt you but trusting them not to

Don't hold onto your past - there's a reason it's not coming back

Love is letting go

Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon

Answer 5

i told you i was ill- on spike milligans grave

Answer 6

Ooooh, I love quotes, I actually have a collection of them :)

Here are some of my favorites:

"Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -Gandhi

"Life's like a movie, write your own ending

Keep believing, keep pretending."

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean."

-Bob Marley

"The world is round, and the place which may seem like the end may also only be the beginning."

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

-Ferris Bueller, from Ferris Buller's Day Off.

I hope that helps =]