Cops and their glazed eyes?

Question

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

Answer 1

Lol Thats clever lol..

Answer 2

That's funny.. i see more than me like silly jokes.

Answer 3

hahaha.

thats cute!!

Answer 4

GREAT JOKE         STAR

Answer 5

haha kinda funny.

Answer 6

ok, tthe joke was good, but the heading was even better!!

Answer 7

LOL thats funny!

Answer 8

this joke is off a movie .. assualt on precinct 13. nice try lol

Answer 9

LMfAO,,,,lol

i like i like

star***

Answer 10

owned...