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Could 42 Thai Kickboxing Midgets take on an African Lion?

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I know is a fake website but here are the details.

http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/lionvsmidgets.htm

I'm just taking a poll and hoping to get some interesting angles so that everyone at my office can come to an agreement on who would win.

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  1. you won't have to feed the lion for a months....


  2. Lions spend like 5 years on their way to adulthood training just for fighting. furthermore they are like 550 lbs or something. they also have those big scary claws and God forbid should they decide to l**k someone, they have like serated tongues! Lion wins by a longshot

  3. would that be a male lion or a female?oh and would it be on a weekend?

  4. I think it depends on whether the midgets attack in line or in a circle. If they all ran in from every angle then the lion would probably get confused.

    If the midgets spent a few days thinking about it, I'm sure they'd win.

    Massai warriors have to kill a lion single-handedly to become men. I'm sure 42 midgets are at the very least just as strong as a Massai warrior.

  5. LMAO Yeah they would merge together first with their rings... "With Our Powers Combined..." We are the Mini Parade. Then they would all bring out their machines and combine to make one Giant... Midget? The Super Midget would then pull out his hula hoop and proceed in forcing the lion to jump through it until he could no longer do so. Then the Super Midget would have the lion walk the tightrope without a net. The lion would then fall as the Combined Machine separated and tumbling little men rolled around the ring taunting the carcass. They would eat for days, each getting a pair of lion skinned shoes.

  6. The lion would win for sure. Search youtube for lion fight back. Lions are SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

  7. The Lion would eat those feefin midgets up like Cheetos.

  8. My money is on the Lion.

  9. Pretty Obvious.

    Cage match would go to the midgets.  Coming at the lion from all angles.  Pure Domination.

    Open field.  Midget would not be able to get that close action needed.  The lion could outrun the small legs and take them out one by one.

  10. that would depend on the Lion...if its that sissy lion from the Wizard of Oz than the match goes to the midgets...If its a Lion like the one on Jumanji then the match goes to the lion

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