Could Alistair Darling organise a p**s up in a brewery ?

Question

Could Alistair Darling organise a p**s up in a brewery ?

Answer 1

No, inept.

Answer 2

Of course he can as long as he drinks enough and depending on the size of his bladder

Answer 3

Of course he could...it would probably be expensive though.  Especially if you drive to it in a 4x4

Answer 4

No he could'nt, but none of them could, could they?

Answer 5

Dipstick couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel!!

Answer 6

depend on who it is for? us we would be taxed too much, but if it was for the mp's then we would still fund it, but they would have a good p**s up, at our expense! as they do now with subsidized bars in the house of commons.

Answer 7

Yes but each person would be allocated a maximum of 4 units of alcohol, with an 80% tax.

Answer 8

I thought that was where he was working,

Answer 9

Only if he can put tax on it!!

Answer 10

Not without putting a cynical tax increase on the beer first.

Answer 11

not if he was bathing in a vat of whiskey

Answer 12

What a bl@@dy shambles, a kid of 5 could of done a better budget.

Answer 13

Thats what you get when you vote in a bunch of people who, in University, were proud Marxist communists....... Calling each other comrade and singing the red flag !!

Dont forget....... thats still who they are.

Even if they know not to mention them things anymore in public.

All we are to them are statistics who they desperately want to be working so they can s***w us for as much as they can.

Bring back the Tory's any day.

Answer 14

he wont be able to after sunday...

Answer 15

He'd tax you every time you go to the toilet!

Answer 16

no..I heard he struggles to make decisions..how will decide:

who to invite

where to go

what time to go

what day to go

what to buy as the 1st round

the list is endless....lol

Answer 17

No he couldn't...lol

Answer 18

No

Answer 19

If he trimmed his eyebrows, he might be able to see where the Country's going wrong!!!!!

Answer 20

yes he could but we couldnt afford to be there especially if you want a f*g in between pints.....

Answer 21

At the price he put on drink I think not

Answer 22

No & neither could any of them, load of arrogant prats!

Answer 23

Well I suppose he could , if you asked him nicely, after all he gets more money than we do,

Answer 24

There isn't a politician in the country that could do that !

Answer 25

That's highly doubtful, and you also have to take into account that if he continues to raise taxes on alcohol as he says he is going to, then there will not be any breweries left for him to even attempt to organise a p*ss up in...

Answer 26

Only he can afford to these days.